Let’s Just Talk about My Dog

He’s called Winston, and he’s pretty strange. He has four main smells:

1) The ‘I’ve-just-been-on-a-long-walk-and-Dad-got-me-really-wet’.

2) The ‘I’ve-just-had-a-lukewarm-bath-that-I-didn’t-enjoy-because-I-don’t-like-hot-water’.